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M-O-O-N.. That spells Tom Cullen.. Laws yes!
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Cdawg69's favorite FMLs

Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream like a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML

By pissed out pants - / Sunday 18 January 2015 21:58 / United Kingdom

Today, while taking out the trash, I swung the bag back and forth, which caused it to slide across my leg. An opened aluminum can inside the bag ended up slicing through my calf, causing heavy bleeding. Baked beans sent me to the hospital. FML

By winstonweigand / Thursday 14 August 2014 22:40 / United States - Olympia

Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 27 January 2013 22:44 / Canada - Rosetown