About Caticaticati
My head is on straight and my heart is too big.
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Caticaticati's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having a very realistic dream about a hot guy. Just as he was leaning in to ravish me, I was rudely awakened by the sound of my husband farting and snorting at the same time. FML

By dreamteam - / Monday 8 February 2010 11:24 / United States

Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 9 October 2009 18:48 / United Kingdom

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

By P0wned - / Tuesday 29 September 2009 21:21 / France

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 8 October 2009 21:26 / United Kingdom

Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML

By vbscb - / Wednesday 7 October 2009 10:42 / Australia