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Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML

By Faaccckkk - / Monday 25 March 2013 14:48 / United States

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

By SayCheese / Tuesday 2 April 2013 22:52 / Canada - Prince George

Today, I was again turned down by a potential host family on a student exchange site. Their reasoning was basically that since I'm American, I might do something to endanger my health, get hurt, and then sue them over my own stupidity. FML

By thanks, my fellow americans / Thursday 18 April 2013 21:41 / United States - Woodlyn

Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 18 April 2013 21:02 / Bulgaria - Batanovci

Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML

By bhnja_ - / Thursday 18 April 2013 20:34 / Philippines - Mandaue