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Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML

By caitiexob / Friday 20 February 2009 18:42 / United States

Today, my cousin started sending sarcastic love messages to me. I replied, with even cheesier lines. Then she rang me saying she was so glad I felt the same way. Turns out she wasn't being sarcastic. FML

By wth? / Friday 13 December 2013 15:10 / United Kingdom - Rotherham

Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML

By justin - / Friday 13 December 2013 03:08 / United States - Waco

Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML

By [...] / Thursday 12 December 2013 14:28 / France - Vaulx-en-velin

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

By pootie - / Wednesday 11 December 2013 13:14 / United States - Miami