About Caitlynnbby
:)
Caitlynnbby - Followers
Caitlynnbby - Followed
Hugged!
Caitlynnbby's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    200%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    5%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    14%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    1,300%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    0%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    1%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    14%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
The list of badges to find
Caitlynnbby's favorite FMLs

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

By SpiderMan - / Thursday 12 March 2009 00:23 / United States

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

By oink401 / Saturday 5 November 2011 15:40 / Canada

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 5 November 2011 01:21 / United States

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 2 November 2011 20:18 / United States

Today, it's my first Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children, my roommate told me to compliment a little girl by saying "You have a face only a parent could love". I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad. FML

By VladyBoi - / Tuesday 1 November 2011 00:18 / United States