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Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

By fmlfmlfml - / Tuesday 2 June 2009 18:03 / United States

Today, I went to the dorm showers to use the facilities. As I was getting in the shower, I slipped and landed face first into a puddle. It wasn't water. FML

By whatawaste / Wednesday 7 March 2012 16:25 / United States

Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML

By badmom - / Saturday 25 February 2012 11:25 / Ireland

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

By messyvictor - / Saturday 28 January 2012 16:19 / United States

Today, I came home to a furious wife and an answering machine message from a woman neither of us know claiming I got her pregnant. My wife won't believe she got the wrong number. FML

By Innocent - / Saturday 28 January 2012 13:40 /