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The gates of heaven were locked shut, the pits of hell they were all filled up, and I fear I don't belong here
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Bvbarmy4ever's favorite FMLs

Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face" while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 19 September 2009 04:55 / United States
By Kaddiscott - / Monday 20 January 2014 10:12 / Italy - Marco

Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML

By [...] / Thursday 12 December 2013 14:28 / France - Vaulx-en-velin
By JudasThePriest - / Sunday 1 December 2013 07:42 / United States - Greensboro

Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML

By B_and_W / Thursday 21 November 2013 11:35 / France