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Brodizzle's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    582%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    176%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    88%
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Brodizzle's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

By Mak1 / Friday 5 December 2008 08:12 / Belgium

Today, I realised that my glade plug-in air freshner lasts longer than any of my relationships have. FML

By heartless - / Friday 15 May 2009 06:14 / Canada
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:12 / Canada

Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML

By Em - / Thursday 30 April 2009 16:45 / United States