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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    50%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    29%
  • YDI Master

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    12%
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    60%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    80%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Britsrock's favorite FMLs

Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML

By Sal - / Monday 9 February 2009 18:32 / United States

Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 2 December 2012 08:19 / Australia - Sydney

Today, my husband discovered poking me in my belly button makes me have to pee, sometimes it's uncontrollable and happens immediately. He thinks it's hilarious and decided it's his new favorite game. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 1 December 2012 17:01 / United States - Portland

Today, I brought a boy over to my house to help with a history project. My mom suddenly swooped in and bombarded him with questions about his and my sex life, and how she wants to have exactly four grandchildren. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 1 December 2012 06:06 / United States - Friendswood

Today, I followed my neighbor's advice and sprayed Sprite on my Christmas tree because it will "make it live longer." I just came downstairs to find my Christmas tree covered in ants. FML

By Chuffy / Saturday 1 December 2012 06:01 / United States - Loveland