About Britishnuns
Hi, I'm Tara. c: I listen to music almost all day, and Asking Alexandria is my all time favorite band. I also really love Lana Del Ray. I'm really into zombie and gore movies, and I am a Skins fanatic. I had braces for three years. I have the webbed part under my tongue pierced along with my ears. I don't sleep with sheets on my bed because I'll just end up taking them off in my sleep. I love tattoos and as soon as I turn eighteen I'm getting a few. I do online school, as well as two classes at public school. I have no idea what I want to do with my life. Message me if you have any questions. cx
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Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML

By Asdf649 - / Saturday 19 May 2012 04:17 / Canada - Burlington

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

By 23yearoldtoddler / Friday 18 May 2012 14:13 / United States

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

By 504-A1 - / Friday 11 May 2012 22:02 / Canada - Barrie

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

By smart move there - / Wednesday 16 May 2012 16:10 / Ireland - Naas

Today, it's my birthday. All I wanted was birthday sex, but all my boyfriend could talk about was how great the new purse he got me was. I think he might like it more than me. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 14 May 2012 00:25 / United States - Newark