About Brettrb
Hey there, I'm Brett. I'm a cinematographer, guitarist, and car enthusiast. I also love motorcycles. I like to think I'm the creative type, as I also enjoy writing fiction. I have my own video production business alongside 2 other jobs. I also play drums and piano, and I love filming videos with camcorders and DSLR's. Oh, and Nobody parties like we do in Wisconsin.. Go Bucky (; Add me on snapchat - brett41. Follow me on twitter @b_larson41.
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Brettrb's favorite FMLs

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML

By Laceylace - / Sunday 22 March 2009 20:40 / United States

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

By facefuckedguy - / Tuesday 12 August 2014 21:23 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, I hooked up with a girl at a club, and we had sex. She just lay there like a corpse the whole time. It got so bad, I ended up faking an orgasm and blaming the lack of semen on a botched vasectomy. She actually believed it. What the hell? FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 12 August 2014 20:24 / United States - Chandler

Today, I asked my 8-year-old daughter to kill a house spider for me. I am a 42-year-old man. FML

By ihatespiders - / Tuesday 5 August 2014 12:31 / United Kingdom - London

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML

By notpayedenoughforthisshit - / Monday 21 July 2014 21:15 / United States - Boone