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Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

By happybirthday - / Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:15 / United States

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

By kyle / Sunday 5 June 2011 07:00 / United States

Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 4 June 2011 20:42 / United States

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

By meyo555 / Thursday 2 June 2011 09:45 / United States

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

By BCBUDDY / Saturday 7 May 2011 15:29 / United States