About Breey0
im bree (: twitter: @bree_ahhh ;*
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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • Profile completed

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    51%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    10%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    60%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    24%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    5%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    5%
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Breey0's favorite FMLs

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!". Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't". FML

By tehhotness - / Friday 27 March 2009 14:13 / United States

Today, I came home from a knee surgery. I asked my mother to get me a glass of water. She replied, "You can get it, you're not crippled. Oh wait, yeah you are" and laughed hysterically. FML

By crippy / Tuesday 26 June 2012 05:01 / United States

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 19 June 2012 03:33 / United States

Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML

By Scarred - / Wednesday 4 April 2012 03:27 / United States - Marquette

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

By melonhead77 / Thursday 29 March 2012 11:46 / Cyprus