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Breaksprinter_'s favorite FMLs

Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell so bad?" I replied "sweat". FML

By Noname / Friday 2 January 2009 03:04 / Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

By Cococautly - / Saturday 4 July 2009 04:49 / Canada

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

By Jeweler - / Friday 26 June 2009 06:13 / United States

Today, my husband and I were having sex in the shower while our 5-year old was sleeping. Apparently, she wasn't sleeping and she asked me what those loud noises were. I told her I was singing. Now I can't get her to stop "singing" in the shower. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 20 June 2009 16:06 / United States

Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 20 June 2009 11:13 / Switzerland