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Botoxymoron's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Botoxymoron's favorite FMLs

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

By alhummel21 - / Thursday 12 February 2009 07:45 / United States

Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML

By mcdman - / Tuesday 19 January 2010 05:00 / United States

Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 19 January 2010 00:01 / United States

Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 7 June 2009 23:15 / United States

Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear and smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there for at least 30 seconds in shock, and when I backed away he was still looking at them. FML

By wtf. - / Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:46 / United States