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    14%
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    27%
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    64%
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Born_hustla's favorite FMLs

Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two years ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. FML

By kysier - / Sunday 1 March 2015 23:36 / United States - Campbellsville

Today, I was at work copying some papers. The copier is below a shelf with lots of paper and signage, which suddenly flew off the hinge and hit me in the head as well as the copier. My boss ran in, asking, "Is the copier okay?" FML

By LP / Monday 16 February 2015 03:25 / United States - Madison

Today, a customer asked if we stocked gluten-free water. Then she got pissed when I laughed at what I thought was her joke. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 10 July 2016 14:23 /

Today, the guy I broke up with for being too possessive and jealous threatened to leak my nudes if he sees or hears that I've gotten with anyone else. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 9 July 2016 23:31 /

Today, while working at Subway I joked with a customer asking him if he was going to order in Spanish. The women in front of him began yelling about how I was being racist and told my manager that I needed to be fired. The customer I was joking with was my Spanish teacher. FML

By anonymous / Sunday 15 February 2015 22:39 / United States - Valdosta