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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    3%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    7%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    22%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    34%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    82%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Bodywrecker's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML

By purple / Saturday 24 March 2012 05:30 / United States - Katy

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

By Hana - / Friday 23 March 2012 07:39 / Canada - York

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 21 March 2012 04:50 / Canada

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML

By mrricecakes - / Friday 23 March 2012 05:55 / United States - Gilbert

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

By Chey / Thursday 22 March 2012 22:13 / United States - Bakersfield