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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • A new thumb

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • 50 favorites

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    46%
  • One more and it's business time

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Bluesmurph's favorite FMLs

Today, the weird receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at asked me if I needed an extra blanket because I "looked cold in my sleep last night". FML

By scaredtosleep - / Thursday 24 September 2009 09:50 / United Kingdom

Today, my parents decided that since summer is almost here, it's a great opportunity to start having nude barbecues. I found this out after walking out into the backyard, hoping to sun myself a little, only to see the living nightmare that is my parents' naked bodies. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 25 May 2013 22:47 / United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

By Mr_poole - / Saturday 18 May 2013 20:06 / United States - Castle Rock

Today, our cat died. My five-year-old tried to flush him down the toilet. FML

By JamiesMom - / Monday 13 May 2013 04:29 / United States - Trenton

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

By wtfmama - / Saturday 4 May 2013 12:51 / United States - Hudson