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Blueman3129's favorite FMLs

Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment and parked in the parking garage. When I got out, some ass had pushed my bike from the spot and had boxed it in between the wall and his car. Apparently, he felt he deserved the spot more than me and didn't care if I wanted to leave. FML

By MadMax / Wednesday 26 June 2013 20:49 / United States - Nashua

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

By authorx / Thursday 27 June 2013 04:39 / Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

By confusedandnowsingle - / Friday 28 June 2013 12:23 / Finland - Espoo

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

By Guntherdog / Thursday 27 June 2013 15:17 / United States

Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 2 June 2014 18:17 / United States - San Francisco