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Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 21 May 2009 06:21 / United States

Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML

By Hurrikhan / Saturday 23 March 2013 11:43 / New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML

By cremyfrozentreat / Sunday 10 March 2013 13:40 / United States - Orlando

Today, my 20-year-old daughter staggered into my room at two in the morning, drunker than I ever thought a person could be, screaming for me to make pancakes for her. FML

By Ugh - / Wednesday 27 February 2013 21:42 / United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML

By Notaplacetogo - / Sunday 17 February 2013 06:45 / United States - Walnut Creek