About Blot_69
The low down........ was born and raised up in Sigatoka, Fiji Islands.... i have 3 sisters and one brother who are all older then me...... came over to Sydney about 2 years ago for uni studies........ life was pretty laid back and awesome back home
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Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

By Noname - / Wednesday 25 February 2009 01:20 / United States

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 12 March 2011 05:14 / United States

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

By CutieBooty - / Tuesday 22 February 2011 21:02 / United States

Today, I went to a party 40 minutes away by bus with some friends. We missed the bus, waited half an hour for the second, and arrived just in time to hear the policemen say, "Party's over. Get outta here." FML

By inthecold - / Saturday 19 February 2011 05:41 / United States

Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML

By blaahh - / Saturday 19 February 2011 01:35 / United States