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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    9%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    4,800%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    21%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    1%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    7%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    8%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Blazed562's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

By anonymous / Monday 21 February 2011 05:01 /

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

By CHStennis_4 / Saturday 3 September 2011 04:48 / United States

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

By soccerbuddyz / Wednesday 3 August 2011 04:04 / United States

Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

By Joe / Friday 8 July 2011 18:48 / United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

By embarassed - / Thursday 21 April 2011 03:24 / United States