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I'm 17, I have one son and I'm just on here for the laughs not interested in talking to no one so thanks (:
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Today, at work, I was trying to get the octopus out of its tank to transfer it to another one. It instantly latched to my face and sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing with the animals. FML

By FenRackety - / Friday 10 May 2013 12:37 / Canada

Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 9 May 2013 19:12 / Norway - Oslo

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 1 March 2013 07:18 / United States - American Canyon

Today, my father gave me his blessing to be married on one condition: that I keep my maiden name when I marry. My fiancé thought it would be "epic". My last name will be hyphenated to Cobb-Webb. FML

By MsCobb / Saturday 16 February 2013 15:27 / United States - Columbus

Today, I heard a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband, naked and with his pants around his ankles, standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body, I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML

By I_Has_A_Fishy / Tuesday 10 July 2012 19:33 / United States - Fort Worth