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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • I moderated this!

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • One more and it's business time

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Blackjackandcoke's favorite FMLs

Today, I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his birthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room, quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML

By Noname - / Saturday 14 March 2009 15:16 / United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. My dad noticed my depression and got me to tell him what was wrong. I told him everything, and trusting him to have an intelligent suggestion, I asked him what I should do. He shrugged and said, "Fuck, sue him, I dunno." FML

By Pissed - / Friday 21 September 2012 23:20 / United States - Newton Center

Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML

By max5 - / Saturday 8 September 2012 18:19 / France - Casseneuil

Today, I continued my habit of saying, "It smells like lung cancer over here" any time I see a smoker. This guy turned out to be an amateur MMA fighter, and I was his "workout" for the day. I guess his lungs are doing fine. FML

By xd3box / Wednesday 25 July 2012 04:10 / United States - High Point

Today, my father, who is going through a serious mid-life crisis, walked into my room, told me to "sit the fuck down," and spent the next two hours ranting about how the Lord of the Rings books prophesy the end of the world this December, and that Sauron is an analogy for "corrupt bankers." FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 17 July 2012 20:19 / United States - Renton