About Blaaaaakely
Hello, I'm Blake. I'm young, vegetarian (for the past three years), and ALL I DO IS PARTY (and occasionally comment on FML, haha). I live in Houston and most of my comments on here are stupid, but that sure as heck won't stop me from posting! No, I don't want to chat on MSN. No, I will not tell you which part of Houston I live in. Don't be creepy. Otherwise, I'm pretty friendly :> Some bands I like: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Brand New, The Mars Volta, Portugal. The Man, Minus the Bear, Ratatat, Vampire Weekend, Matt and Kim, and Cursive That's just in case you were interested, of course, which I'm sure you weren't :P Drop me a personal message if you have something interesting to say!
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By offbeans - / Tuesday 17 February 2009 02:29 / United States
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By LynnJ - / Saturday 6 February 2010 02:18 / Canada

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

By ....... - / Tuesday 23 June 2009 17:56 / United States