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Today, I was sitting at home, venting to my parents about how I never get asked out by any of the guys at school. My Dad's words of wisdom were, "Don't worry, looks don't matter so much in college. Once they've had a few beers in them, they'll date anything." FML

By cdaniel2 - / Thursday 12 February 2009 17:15 / United States

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 11 January 2015 08:44 /

Today, my proposal to my girlfriend was supposed to be exactly when the ball dropped at midnight. Unfortunately my mother called her at 11:55pm to ask her if she liked the ring. FML

By Proposal Fail - / Thursday 1 January 2015 05:47 / United States - Holbrook

Today, my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me. I'm a massage/physical therapist and treat clients, mostly athletes, in my home. My neighbours saw the steady stream of young, buff guys coming to my house and concluded that I'm a gay prostitute. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 31 December 2015 03:34 / United States - Blacksburg

Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML

By smooth / Wednesday 31 December 2015 01:39 / United States