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Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

By artsmart1 / Saturday 6 March 2010 00:40 / United States

Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML

By Catois - / Friday 5 March 2010 05:17 / United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 20 February 2010 13:59 / United States

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 4 March 2010 17:15 / Estonia

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

By uHazFailedTotall / Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:18 / Norway