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Bioboy725's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the airport and I offered to help an elderly man carry his golf clubs. Apparently, I sounded sarcastic and condescending, because he started screaming at me about etiquette and manners in front of the entire airport. FML

By JDBigDawg / Monday 2 July 2012 07:23 / United States - Orange

Today, I woke up at 5 am to the voices of my husband, who I gave my blessing to go out last night, and his buddies entering our apartment. They came here because the buddy who had planned to house them had no beer. They are drunk, drinking on our porch, shaving my husband's head. FML

By furious at five in the morning - / Monday 2 July 2012 12:36 / United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 2 July 2012 15:45 / United Kingdom - London

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 13 October 2008 08:25 /

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

By FuckYou / Monday 2 July 2012 06:07 / United States - Santa Maria