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Billionair11's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my boss for a raise, explaining that another shop offered me a job at a higher rate, but I would stay if he would offer me the same. Instead, he fired me then called the other shop and said I was fired for failing a drug test. FML

By nowork / Wednesday 28 August 2013 03:21 / United States - Liverpool

Today, I was told that the $500 I'm owed for babysitting isn't going to happen. Why? Because after six months of watching a friend's six children, she's moved 120 miles away and no longer needs me. FML

By bexes / Tuesday 27 August 2013 10:29 / United States - Katy

Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 24 August 2013 20:37 / United States - North Bend

Today, like every day for the past 6 months, I got a call from the same telemarketers. I've been ignoring the calls, so now they've started leaving me voicemails. I can't get rid of the annoying voicemail icon on my phone without making a call, so I have to pay to listen to their offers. FML

By Sinkhole - / Saturday 24 August 2013 15:27 / Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, my parents told me that I had been accepted into my top two colleges, but they didn't show me the letters because they were worried that if they spent money on tuition, they wouldn't be able to keep BOTH of their brand new Mercedes. FML

By jfanous - / Sunday 1 September 2013 10:40 / United States - Bakersfield