About Bigcrazymike
Marriage has less beauty but more safety than the single life. It’s full of sorrows and full of joys. It lies under more burdens, but it is supported by all the strengths of love, and those burdens are delightful.
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Bigcrazymike's favorite FMLs

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

By damnit / Monday 27 October 2008 09:08 / United States

Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML

By DeadScared - / Monday 19 September 2011 00:23 / Canada

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

By Scott / Thursday 15 September 2011 07:34 / United States

Today, my mom admitted that she always makes me put away the dishes because my obsessive compulsive tendencies force me to arrange the glasses and silverware by size, just the way she likes them. FML

By Awesome. - / Thursday 15 September 2011 02:35 / United States

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

By unicorn / Tuesday 13 September 2011 21:21 / United States