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Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 5 December 2010 06:57 / United States

Today, like every other day this past week at Bonnaroo, I've been placing my belongings in the cubbyhole inside the portapotties as I use. Today, I also learned that those "cubbyholes" are urinals. FML

By Savannah - / Wednesday 15 June 2011 00:07 / United States

Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 27 April 2011 16:21 / United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I love her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 27 April 2011 08:19 / United States

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 27 April 2011 03:07 / United States