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Bewer415's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML

By nopleasestopmother - / Friday 2 May 2014 23:03 / United States - Lake Mills

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she's been sleeping with him. FML

By loserman / Tuesday 29 April 2014 22:40 / United States - Frisco

Today, I handed in the answer sheet an hour into a 3-hour long exam because I couldn't answer most of the questions. Now, everyone thinks I'm genius because I "finished" quickly and they want me to tutor them. FML

By idontknowwhatiamdoing - / Tuesday 15 April 2014 04:35 / Canada - Toronto

Today, at my wedding, my husband stood up to give a speech. It started out beautiful, until he told everyone how he started to fall in love with me after I blew him on our first date. FML

By Sue Ellen - / Monday 21 April 2014 15:43 / United States - Providence

Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML

By fuckyouharddad / Tuesday 15 April 2014 19:24 / United States - Sacramento