About Bettyxoxo
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  • Judgmental

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 50 favorites

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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    3%
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    33%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    11%
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    0%
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    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    4%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    9%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    22%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    6%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    27%
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Bettyxoxo's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 28 January 2015 19:28 / United States - El Dorado Hills

Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room and find a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML

By I'm screwed / Tuesday 27 January 2015 23:46 / United States - King Of Prussia

Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 14 January 2015 01:50 / United States - Wilmington

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

By con135 - / Tuesday 13 January 2015 01:16 / United States - Farmingdale

Today, I gave a presentation to my college class about life with Tourette syndrome. I only got 3 minutes into it before my asswipe classmates started yelling stuff like "Shit!", "Cock!", and "Bob Saget!" I gave up and went back to my seat in tears as our bored instructor said "Next." FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 10 January 2015 22:12 / United States - San Pablo