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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    17%
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    6%
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    3%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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  • The return of the thumb

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    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    35%
  • YDI Master

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    21%
  • 50 favorites

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  • 50 quality comments

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    60%
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    70%
  • One more and it's business time

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Bettykooler's favorite FMLs

Today, I was told I will be having twins; this came as a shock since there are no twins in my family. When I asked my mom about it, she said that she wasn't surprised and not to worry about it because she had "absorbed her twin" and that the problem would "take care of itself." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 8 November 2012 06:13 / United States - Houston

Today, I had to slowly explain to my mother that Americans are not the only people who celebrate Christmas. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 25 December 2012 01:31 / United States - Danbury

Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML

By oh my son / Sunday 23 December 2012 06:02 / Canada - Toronto

Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the devil tempted her. FML

By sonofahypocriticalwhore - / Friday 7 December 2012 17:06 / United States

Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML

By poopsthegame / Monday 3 December 2012 07:36 / United States - Honolulu