About Bentonthegreat
I'm an interesting fellow that only got an account to add my two cents when I feel like it. I don't know about posting my stories here because people are so unsympathetic. I try to be as sympathetic as possible with my replies, but not too much if the OP deserves what it is that they brought on to themselves.
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Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

By etsl / Sunday 26 October 2008 12:07 / France

Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML

By luckygirl - / Monday 14 December 2009 09:05 / United States

Today, my car crashed and the only refuge was at a nearby house, the resident of which was a crazy psycho. Now replace "crazy psycho" with "crazy ex-girlfriend who won't help you unless you compose a poem about how much you love her." FML

By worsethanzombies - / Monday 23 November 2009 16:40 / Spain

Today, my friend called me freaking out because of an online pregnancy test. She was scared because she had no idea that she was pregnant, let alone having a fifteen pound baby. The website is a joke. She goes to an Ivy League school, and I couldn't even get into community college. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 23 November 2009 05:21 / Canada

Today, I was walking around in Target with my friends and the guy I've liked for a long time. As we approached the patio section, I sat down on a chair only to hear a big wet watery sound. I got up and realized that I had just sat in some little kid's diarrhea. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 20 November 2009 15:35 / United States