About Beemoo
I'm a clinically diagnosed insomniac, so, while I wait ever-so patiently for sleep to take me, I read FML's in bed.
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Beemoo's favorite FMLs

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 24 November 2011 10:35 / United Kingdom

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

By 16590 - / Friday 15 June 2012 22:13 / Sweden

Today, my father tricked me into eating a Tasmanian habanero, saying it was just another pepper. The burning in my mouth was unbearable, but nothing compared to when I took a shit later in the day. FML

By Coldsnap / Friday 12 August 2011 17:25 / Sweden

Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML

By harshdoobie - / Wednesday 18 January 2012 15:18 / Canada

Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML

By max5 - / Saturday 8 September 2012 18:19 / France - Casseneuil