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Beatles67's favorite FMLs

Today, while trying to quietly sneak a midnight snack with my girlfriend, I was slowly opening the pantry door so I wouldn't wake my mother. My girlfriend came and swung open the door onto my foot, taking the top layer of skin with it. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 13 January 2013 12:41 / United States

Today, I desperately needed to pee, so I decided to confront my anxiety issues and use a public toilet. I opened the lid, only to see several huge, rancid floaters staring back at me. I had an attack, started sobbing, and pissed myself on the way home. Never again. FML

By VMV - / Friday 1 February 2013 23:53 / Spain - Abrera

Today, I actually considered my boyfriend romantic and deserving of an award when he didn't fart after sex. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 1 February 2013 07:01 / United States

Today, I had to explain to my husband that the 5-second rule doesn't apply if you drop the floss into the toilet. FML

By PeeFlavouredFloss - / Monday 14 January 2013 03:36 / Canada - Montreal

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

By anon / Monday 14 January 2013 03:00 / United States - Dublin