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I'm Alayna. Senior in the fall. Basketball & boys are my life!(:
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Bballgirl95's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 7 August 2012 20:13 / Canada - Pierrefonds

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

By hmmmm - / Monday 13 August 2012 12:19 / Australia

Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML

By stupid_airbag - / Monday 13 August 2012 08:06 / Australia

Today, while on my morning jog, I turned a corner, and out of nowhere, the business end of a bicycle hit me straight in the nuts. As I collapsed, gasping in agony, the guy who just killed a hundred million of my potential children got back on his bike and cycled away without a word. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 12 August 2012 23:08 / United States - Saddle Brook

Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 10 August 2012 05:29 / Europe