About Barneystinson45

Taker of creepy gas station bathroom selfies (hence the profile picture) and reader of fmls. I'm all about sports and being outdoors! If you want to know more just ask.

Barneystinson45's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • I like your style

    You gave a fuck about someone. How cute!
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it"vote.
    1%
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    33%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    10%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    5%
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 fucks on your profile. Kinky.
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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    8%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    3%
  • Perfectionnist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we can understand why.
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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
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  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • 32_badgename

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  • 33_badgename

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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