About Ballofjoy
Well, what can I say? If I'm on this site, it means that I'm either extremely sadistic, or one of the people the sadistic come to mock and laugh at (like the rest of the FML community). I think I'm a bit of both. Message me :)
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Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML

By whipplewhip / Sunday 30 June 2013 04:21 / United States

Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML

By Explicit / Tuesday 13 January 2009 18:17 / United States

Today, my dentist dropped dead of a heart attack. This depressing event was made worse by the fact that he collapsed while his hands were in my mouth. FML

By Kat_Styles / Friday 19 July 2013 08:51 / United States - Dearborn

Today, while wiping my ass, the broken finger that has been set straight dipped into the toilet and touched a turd. This keeps happening since I broke it, and I'm sure it will again. FML

By broken finger - / Thursday 18 July 2013 20:53 / United States

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 1 July 2013 05:50 / United States - Austin