About Ballerphilip23
tall (6"3 or 192cm), everything else normal as it gets, apart from an obsession with basketball...gimme a ball and a hoop, n ill be on the court all day :D myspace: http://www.myspace.com/175496866
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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