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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    9,700%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    30%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    3%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    14%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    2%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    2%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    3%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Badintentions's favorite FMLs

Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML

By >{%£•¥ / Saturday 27 November 2010 07:08 / United States

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

By whyme102008 / Wednesday 13 July 2011 06:32 / United States

Today, I came home from work to find my computer smashed into a hundred pieces. My dad threw it at my mom because they were having a fight and my computer was the closest thing to throw. He refuses to fix it. FML

By Taurus_ChicKa - / Tuesday 31 May 2011 16:44 / United States

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

By Artic - / Tuesday 12 April 2011 04:00 / United States

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 6 March 2011 05:18 / United States