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Backawayfromme's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML

By Ihatemyjob - / Monday 18 March 2013 03:14 / United States - Vermilion

Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML

By harrington61 - / Sunday 19 May 2013 21:27 / United States - Midland

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a segway. He still got away. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 20 April 2013 01:16 / New Zealand

Today, one of the kids I was babysitting tried to hard boil eggs using the microwave. You cannot hard boil eggs using the microwave. It makes a mess. This we have learned. FML

By Danana / Monday 26 January 2009 21:08 / Canada

Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML

By bobthenun / Wednesday 20 March 2013 21:16 / United States - Santa Barbara