About Bushwacker69
Im a tall slender black man. Im about 6'9'' and have an abnormally large penis. I live with my parents their names are Mort and Pia. Yes they are Swedish and im adopted. I like to hang out with friends get wasted and have unprotected sex with hot bitches. I work shifts at McDonalds to pay my way through law school. I dont need to study anyway because if they fail me they are racist. Whenever I can I like to get out to the driving range and work on my stroke. My stroke is pretty decent if you know what I mean. My best friends are Charlie and Jamie and they are british. We love to play wiffleball, Sometimes they are real jackoffs but I love them dearly. Then there is Tyler and he likes to rape men. Then there is Joe and he has a lot of stds because he is homosexual. To learn more about me and my buds go onto www. milfcheeks.com
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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States