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Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML

By lonely girl / Monday 11 March 2013 04:17 / United States

Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML

By Carrie / Wednesday 8 May 2013 05:41 / United States - Los Angeles

Today, my manager called me in to tell me I got the promotion I've been hoping for. He then said that since I didn't look excited about it he might have to rethink it. I was too busy concentrating on holding in diarrhea. FML

By perfecttiming - / Monday 6 May 2013 15:25 / United States - San Jose

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

By epistaxis / Thursday 29 January 2009 02:31 / Australia

Today, my grandma gave me a sex talk. Not the usual one, either. This one was about blowjobs. I had to sit politely as she explained it's something all women have to learn if they want a well-behaved husband, but that it's an "acquired taste". Gag me. FML

By butnotlikethat - / Saturday 16 March 2013 00:05 / China - Nanchang