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Azurablade's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    2,700%
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    6,100%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    600%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    13%
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Azurablade's favorite FMLs

Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML

By Betsydoll - / Sunday 29 March 2009 03:34 / United States

Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML

By Jill / Thursday 25 February 2010 01:26 / France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

By DD / Monday 8 February 2010 14:18 / France

Today, I am meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In so doing, I accidentally touched the iron to my neck, and now I have a burn there that closely resembles a hickey. FML

By Minabee - / Thursday 4 February 2010 18:28 / United States

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

By Wowsers. - / Saturday 30 January 2010 08:47 / United Kingdom