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Az1992's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML

By Sam / Friday 28 November 2008 08:50 / France

Today, a nurse asked my relationship status. I answered, "Married". She then asked if there was any possibility of me being pregnant. I hardly contained my snort, before responding, "No, you have to have sex for that." I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that it's true or her laughter. FML

By bluevix - / Saturday 11 October 2014 01:25 / United States - Stafford

Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML

By hopeless romantic / Thursday 14 August 2014 15:06 / United States - Dayton

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML

By boob sisters - / Wednesday 2 July 2014 17:01 / United States - Lilburn

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

By stopinthenameoflove / Thursday 19 June 2014 14:37 / Ireland - Dublin