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Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML

By orgasmicriding - / Saturday 22 December 2012 22:55 / United States - Wyandotte

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

By Confused - / Wednesday 22 August 2012 16:33 / Spain - Madrid

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years old. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 22 August 2013 04:48 / United States - Las Vegas