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Auntiecassie's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that sex in the woods is amazing. I also found that the roar of a nearby bear will end the amazement. Not only was I cock blocked by a bear, I almost shit myself. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 22 March 2012 03:21 / United States - London

Today, I had my first accident in 5 years of driving. I clipped a Ford Fiesta, mirror to mirror. His mirror is totally destroyed. Mine is fine. I was so stressed afterwards that I reversed straight into another car. FML

By Arcam - / Thursday 13 September 2012 17:25 / United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was called into my son's school because he had got into a fist-fight with another pupil and I had to take him home. He clammed up about the reason behind the fight, until I finally managed to coax it out of him: the other kid is in "Hufflepuff" and he's in "Ravenclaw." FML

By PissOffPottermore - / Thursday 13 September 2012 14:31 / United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I thought I was going to my doctor for a yearly check-up. My father had actually tricked me into therapy. FML

By nazooer / Thursday 22 March 2012 01:50 / United States

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML

By Brian / Sunday 18 March 2012 02:32 / United States - East Wenatchee