About Audreys510
I'm Audrey. I'm 18, a senior in college...I'm a mathematics major, computer programming minor. I also have a passion for makeup. I work as a research assistant in an economics research lab.
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Audreys510's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my grandma's yard sale, only to find my baby pictures being sold for 25 cents each. FML

By Forge - / Saturday 11 October 2014 14:43 / United States - Taylor

Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 19 September 2014 15:30 / United States - Montpelier

Today, while on the bus, a friendly-looking guy smiled at me, so I smiled back. He then pointed at my teeth and said, "You gonna get those fixed, or just keep them as a conversation starter?" FML

By jewelthewat - / Friday 19 September 2014 12:52 / Netherlands - Driebergen

Today, my psychotic step-dad asked me if I'm doing drugs. I replied with a massive amount of sarcasm: "Yeah, all of 'em. Especially meth." He flipped out, searched my room top to bottom, then grounded me "for good" until I tell him where I hid the supposed drugs. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 9 August 2014 17:32 / United States - Amherst

Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 9 August 2014 15:43 / India - Mumbai